Major Problem Over A Minor
Bar | Canada(At the time, I’m 13, but I look older, and my dad and I are going to a bar to get my brother, who works there. My brother is just finishing up when a customer, who apparently is also a...
View ArticlePickup Lines With Strong Legs
Bar | Roswell, GA, USA(My friend has been trying to hit on this one waitress all night and failing miserably. He has a physical disability and requires crutches in order to walk. It’s not apparent...
View ArticleYou And I Can Write A Bad Bromance, Part 2
Bar | CT, USA(My boyfriend has a very close friend who he has often gone away with to concert festivals, ski trips, or other weekend events. They also both really like craft beer and will go out to...
View ArticleLower Your Ex-pectations
Bar | Boston, MA, USA(I’m playing designated-driver for the night during a night out with and ex and his new girlfriend. My ex and I are still friendly but we don’t hang out or talk regularly. I’m...
View Article19 Reasons To Dump You
Bar | NY, USA(My boyfriend, his friend, and I are all in our mid-twenties. We also all have a weird sense of humor.) Boyfriend: “So, [Friend] said this girl in his class is interested in him, but she’s...
View ArticleShowing Signs Of Discontent
Bar | Sports Fort Collins, CO, USA(The ONLY time in my life I have come up with a comeback on the spot and not five minutes later!) Guy: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” *yes, he actually used that* Me:...
View ArticleA League Of An Ordinary Gentleman
Bar | NY, USA(I am in a bar with a few of my girlfriends when a really handsome guy walks by our table towards his to join some friends. His phone slides from his back pocket and falls on the floor...
View ArticleLetting Her Go Is Not On The Schedule
Bar | SC, USA(My boyfriend and I are hanging out one Sunday night with his best friend and some other people.) Boyfriend’s Best Friend: “We should hang out tomorrow night if you’re free.” Boyfriend:...
View ArticleBad Romance, Good Bromance
Bar | NB, Canada(One of my good friends gets a new job and will be starting soon. It’s Valentine’s day and it is the only day we can grab supper. After we eat, I head home.) Girlfriend: “Did you enjoy...
View ArticleAn Armful Relationship
Bar | PA, USA(My boyfriend is playing in a band at a local bar. I decide to go with him to see the show but I don’t know anyone besides the band. While they are performing I am going through my...
View ArticleA Lying Formula
Bar | UK(I’m behind the bar on a slow Sunday afternoon. A young couple, who look like they’re on their first date come in, get drinks, then go play pool. As it’s quiet I can hear everything they say:)...
View ArticleA Hellish Comeback
Bar | London, England, UK(I work at a bar, where people who flirt with me are quite common. I usually have a practiced good comeback.) Customer: “Did it hurt?” Me: “When I fell from Heaven? No, but I...
View ArticleMatching Carbonite Rings
Bar | Melbourne, VIC, Australia(My coworker sees the matching rings my partner and I got. Mine says ‘I love you’ and his says ‘I know.’) Coworker: “You got matching rings? Ugh, it’s like you’re...
View ArticleWine-y To Groan-y
Bar | NY, USA(My ex-boyfriend and I are having lunch at a bar. We are both beer snobs, and I’ve ordered a beer that was aged in white wine barrels. We don’t hang out very often, so it’s been about two...
View ArticleWrite Yourself A Better Pickup Line
Bar | NY, USA(My friend and I, both female, are having an after-work drink at a local dive bar. Everything is relatively pleasant until…) Random Man: “Are you ladies talking about how much you’d like...
View ArticleGo Home, Decency, We’re Drunk
Bar | Lancashire, England, UK(I and some friends are talking about crazy things we had done whilst drunk. I have a reputation for doing crazy things and then forgetting them once sober again. My two...
View ArticleWhen The Concept Just Grabs You
Bar | USA(We are in a bar with a large group of friends and many new people. I am a guy, and I am across the bar from the only two girls I am close to. Somebody grabs my butt and disappears before I...
View ArticleOnly Deserving Of A Jail Cell
Bar | USA(Our bar is a local “cop bar”. There’s a woman in her late 20s who comes in a few times a week and she’ll sit at the bar, chat with staff, and read while she has a drink and waits for her...
View ArticleBrother Bother
Bar | West Sussex, England, UK(I’ve been friends with my now-boyfriend for over ten years but we’ve only been together as partners for about two months. I’ve stayed at his house and met his housemate...
View ArticleThe Biggest Mistake To Assume Too Early
Bar | Austria(I’m having a drink with a group of friends, among them an older married couple who have been married for decades.) The Husband: *about his wife* “My biggest mistake—” All Of Us: “Aww,...
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